{"product_id":"bad-form-paperback","title":"Bad Form - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoe Taylor\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe umpteenth millennial celestial changeover is forthcoming, once again moving from a male\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eto a female God-from Mr. to Mrs. Snelling, case in hand. Great! One might think this good\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003enews-an empathetic woman in charge-but nope. Grunt! For though this change has occurred\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eperennially since First Creation, Mrs. Snelling has recently adopted the notion that Lady\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWisdom, a.k.a. Soapy, has meddled too much in both Mr. Snelling's and her own previous turns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eat crowing in the celestial roost. So she decides to exile Lady Wisdom. \"Bad Form, extremely\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBad Form,\" her male counterpart warns as he changes signage to indicate that Mrs. Snelling will\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ebecome the erstwhile proprietor of The House. Mrs. Snelling remains adamant, and she hatches a\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eplot to kidnap Lady Wisdom (Soapy). \"Bad Form, extremely Bad Form,\" Mr. Snelling repeats, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eonly to receive Mrs. Snelling's cold glare\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTom C. Powder, Mrs. Snelling's favorite cat, will head the innovative Department of New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEducation, which will replace both Soapy and her changeling sister Alexandra, a.k.a. Pluck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoapy's uncle, that infamous whiskey-drinking, rhyme-making, belly-crawling snake, hatches a\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecounter-plot to hide Soapy in . . . Tuscaloosa, Alabama, U. S. A., during football season. There, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehe's convinced, no one will ever (ever!) dream of searching out Lady Wisdom. He enlists Billy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWise, a computer science geek working at the University in Tuscaloosa, who must travel to \"The House\" by jumping into a claw foot bathtub on his farm's pond. There, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewith good luck and good friends, Billy and Soapy work with their allies Alexandra and Uncle Bogus to outwit Mrs. Snelling. But the cost might be too great for any of them. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 04, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42719524323391,"sku":"9781737310280","price":18.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/1c89c32d68eb171ed9574e4fd66901d8.webp?v=1765085937","url":"https:\/\/dhl-adrianne.myshopify.com\/products\/bad-form-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}