{"product_id":"dead-breakfast-paperback","title":"Dead \u0026 Breakfast - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKat Hillis\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eRosiee Thor\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe new vampires in town are sinking their teeth into solving a murder...\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMarried odd couple Arthur and Sal are totally normal. They wear sunscreen, not because the sun can kill them, but because even the undead need a skincare regimen. They eat garlic whenever they want, though it gives Sal indigestion. They can talk to creatures of the night, but only the raccoons that rifle through their garbage. Really, they don't bite... except into delicious baked goods. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eReady to settle down and stay out of trouble, the two have opened a bed \u0026amp; breakfast in the idyllic, if not-so-paranormal-friendly, town of Trident Falls, Oregon. But trouble finds them when the mayor is discovered dead in their begonias with two puncture wounds in his neck. With the help of a werewolf barista, the elven town coroner, and a very human city manager, Arthur and Sal will need to prove they aren't literally out for blood by catching a killer...\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKat Hillis \u003c\/b\u003eis an author of queer speculative fiction full of silly jokes and twisty plots. A southerner now living in Alabama, she's a lifelong fan of vampires, murder, and puns. When she's not writing or reading, she's gaming, drawing, or making handcrafted soaps. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRosiee Thor\u003c\/b\u003e began their career as a storyteller by demanding to tell their mother bedtime stories instead of the other way around. Now, they write stories for all ages, including young adult novels \u003ci\u003eTarnished Are The Stars\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFire Becomes Her\u003c\/i\u003e, the picture book \u003ci\u003eThe Meaning of Pride\u003c\/i\u003e, and tie-in novels for franchises like \u003ci\u003eLife is Strange\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFirefly\u003c\/i\u003e. They live in Oregon with two cats, a dog, and an abundance of plants.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 336\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 7.92 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 14, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43153673977919,"sku":"9780593952719","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/qYvzIw5ZuA9780593952719.webp?v=1776949706","url":"https:\/\/dhl-adrianne.myshopify.com\/products\/dead-breakfast-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}