{"product_id":"gate-crashers-paperback","title":"Gate Crashers - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePatrick S. Tomlinson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe only thing as infinite and expansive as the universe is humanity's unquestionable ability to make bad decisions.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHumankind ventures further into the galaxy than ever before... and immediately causes an intergalactic incident. In their infinite wisdom, the crew of the exploration vessel Magellan, or as she prefers \"Maggie,\" decides to bring the alienstructure they just found back to Earth. The only problem? The aliens are awfully fond of that structure. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA planet full of bumbling, highly evolved primates has just put itself on a collision course with a far wider, and more hostile, galaxy that is stranger than anyone can possibly imagine.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePatrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (\u003ci\u003eGate Crashers\u003c\/i\u003e) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 416\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.6 x 8.2 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 26, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42723209510975,"sku":"9780765398642","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/71b150d5c014f5efcb5919ca43bec764.webp?v=1765098387","url":"https:\/\/dhl-adrianne.myshopify.com\/products\/gate-crashers-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}