{"product_id":"momentarily-immortal-paperback","title":"Momentarily Immortal - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRafael Meir\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eBrandon Vernon\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eTim Marquitz\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever felt like you've been working a job forever?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if you really were?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKay and Matt-disenfranchised, manic depressive pagan deity assassins, cult busters, and office drones, real \"all-in-one\" employees of the clandestine, Pan-Abrahamaic conglomerate known as CrossTech.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou might conjure up an exciting, high-octane fantasy over such a profession, but in reality they are not so different from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey mostly file reports, attend seemingly pointless meetings, and have to explain every decisionthey dare make outside of the chain of command to an uncaring, angelic manager, and his self-important, weaselly assistant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrust us...you would want to kill yourself, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut for the first time in a very long time, a job has fallen into their laps that doesn't involve seemingly random, low-level recon assignments that go nowhere interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne that holds the promise of globe-trotting adventure, recklessly unrestrained use of high-caliber weaponry, and maybe even the option to finally retire if they pull this off without any hitches?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEither way the chips land, it could be the adventure of a very long lifetime. One that might even momentarily excite someone as jaded as them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd so long as they save the world and file their productivity reports on time, everything should turn out just peachy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStrap in and get ready. It's time to go to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 392\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 02, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42735422210111,"sku":"9798731898591","price":33.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/8097bf0b24dea77d734afe6e31e7924e.webp?v=1765143403","url":"https:\/\/dhl-adrianne.myshopify.com\/products\/momentarily-immortal-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}