{"product_id":"sister-funtime-paperback","title":"Sister Funtime - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSpencer Hamilton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Welcome to hell, Sister.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSister Mary Matthew arrives on the steps of St. Teresa's Joyous Youths Orphanage determined to be the children's favorite nun. But she can't seem to win over the head of the orphanage: stern, withered Sister Agatha Eustace, whom everyone secretly calls \u003ci\u003eSister Killjoy\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMary tries to rise to the challenge, but things at St. Teresa's feel . . . off. A mysterious benefactor. Sick children denied medicine. A crowded cemetery. Strange noises from the basement. Cruel punishments. Terrifying dreams. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWorst of all, her prayers remain unanswered. She feels as if God has abandoned her and everyone at St. Teresa's. Until, one full-mooned night, a voice calls to her. A voice that claims to know her heart's desire. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBefore there was Smileyland, before Mister Smiley, there was a decrepit orphanage run by an evil nun and full of children who chanted: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Sister Funtime, Sister Funtime, Sister Funtime!\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom the author of \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Smileyland\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Fear\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/i\u003ecomes the new religious horror novella, the latest entry in the Smileyverse. Come on in-and don't forget to say your prayers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 142\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 27, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42727548747839,"sku":"9781952075070","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/f4c2373dbb450266569184f693993c85.webp?v=1765115238","url":"https:\/\/dhl-adrianne.myshopify.com\/products\/sister-funtime-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}